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Low Light Bundle

Low Light Bundle

Regular price $44.99 USD
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The Dirty Details:

Low Light House Plant Bundle – Because Your Apartment is Basically a Cave

Big city, big dreams…tiny, dimly lit apartment that could double as a vampire lair? We get it. Not all of us are blessed with floor-to-ceiling windows and sun-drenched lofts. Some of us are working with a single sad window that barely lets in enough light to charge a solar calculator. That’s why we created the Low Light House Plant Bundle—for the city dwellers, the basement hermits, and the "is this a room or a broom closet?" renters who refuse to let their lack of natural light kill their houseplant dreams.

What’s Inside?

A hand-selected assortment of plants that actually thrive in low light (unlike that fern you bought last year that gave up on life in two weeks). These green warriors are carefully chosen by our plant experts for their ability to tolerate:

  • Minimal sunlight – because your apartment gets about as much daylight as a medieval dungeon.
  • Loud neighbors – these plants don’t mind your upstairs neighbor’s "musical aspirations" at 2 AM.
  • Neglect – because we know life gets busy, and sometimes watering schedules are more like guidelines.

Why You Need This Bundle

  • Your space deserves a touch of green, even if it has the ambiance of a speakeasy.
  • Plants make people happier, even when they’re struggling to pay outrageous city rent.
  • Oxygen is important. Let’s be honest, you could probably use the extra fresh air.
  • It’s the easiest way to trick visitors into thinking you have your life together.

Turn your dark, tiny apartment into a lush oasis—no sunlight (or gardening skills) required. Get your Low Light Bundle today and let the greening begin!


 

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