Shipping Scoop

We know you’re itching to get your hands on our prickly and giggle-worthy goods, and we’re here to make that happen—without breaking the bank. To keep things simple, fair, and affordable, we use a flat-rate shipping system based on weight to ship our plants. That means no surprises, no crazy calculations, and definitely no cacti holding your wallet hostage.

How It Works

Rather than charge you an arm, a leg, and a spiky handshake, we’ve set up flat shipping rates based on your order’s weight. The heavier your haul, the slightly heftier the shipping—but rest assured, we’ve kept it reasonable.

Here’s the breakdown:

• 0lb–1.5lb:  $6.99
• 1.51lb–3lb:  $9.99
• 3.01lb–5lb:  $12.99
• 5.01lb–12lb:  $21.99
• 8.01lb–16lb:  $32.99
• 16.01lb–20lb:  $39.99
• 20.01lb–40lb:  $49.99
• 40.01lb–50lb:  $92.99
• 50.01lb–70lb:  $133.99
• 70.01lb–100lb:  $179.99

When Will My Stuff Arrive?

We process orders faster than a desert jackrabbit—typically within 2-3 business days. Once it’s packed and ready to roll, shipping times depend on your location. Standard shipping typically takes 3-7 business days, but if you live way out in the boonies, your package might need an extra minute to get there.

How Are My Plants Packaged?

To learn more about how carefully the team at Pricks and Giggles treats and ships your plants, check out the detailed process here: Our Plant Packaging Process.

Is your cactus shriveling because it is too cold??

If temps drop below 0 Degrees, we will hold off on the shipment entirely until the weather warms up, and will contact you if this happens. Heat packs are available here and are required from November to April.

Lost, Stolen, or Mysteriously Vanished Packages

We do our best to ensure your order arrives safe and sound, but once it leaves our hands, it’s up to the shipping gods (aka USPS, FedEx, or UPS). If your package goes missing, give us a holler at sales@pricksandgiggles.com, and we’ll do our best to help track it down.

International Shipping?

Not yet, but we’re working on it! For now, we’re sticking to domestic deliveries within the U.S. Stay tuned for updates.

Final Note

We keep our shipping rates low so you can spend less on shipping and more on the things that make you smile (like cacti, quirky merch, and general life joys). Got questions? Shoot us a message at sales@pricksandgiggles.com. We’re happy to help!